“My attitude toward spiders is similar to my attitude toward ballerinas: I am in awe of your natural beauty and flawless instincts, but if you come in my house I will kill you.”

“I do not believe profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.”

“My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.”

“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.”

“And you know what? You can’t make me responsible for you and the choices you make.” I turned around and started walking toward the house.”

“It's a circus out there, mama and your baby's got the sideshow blues.”

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”