“Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.”
“Just because it doesn't make sense 'to me' doesn't mean it doesn't make sense 'at all'.”
“But...that doesn't make any sense...!''It does if you're a goat.”
“The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.”
“[H]istory, in the end, is only another kind of story, and stories are different from the truth. The truth is messy and chaotic and all over the place. Often it just doesn't make sense. Stories make things make sense, but the way they do that is to leave out anything that doesn't fit. And often that is quite a lot.”
“It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sound like it does.”