“marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!”

“no expectations, no disappointments!”

“can't blame a man for being human when human is all he'll ever be!”

“don't take many words to break a fragile heart!”

“People pray for rain, then complain about the flood. They pray for it to stop raining, then bitch about the drought.”

“Most women got this thing called compassion. It doesn't make them foolish, just more forgiving. More capable of trying and hoping things worked out.”

“Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the orgasm had arrived and the relationship was done.”