“People pray for rain, then complain about the flood. They pray for it to stop raining, then bitch about the drought.”

“wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!”

“It’s scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.”

“Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performance yielded no lifelong guarantees. It was only lust. And lust was not love.”

“marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!”

“the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!”

“People know your tragedies and they treat you like you’re not human. Like you’re a three-headed goat. A monster from some other planet. They keep reminding you of your pain. You see how they look at me? They’re stuck on that person I used to be. They can’t see that old life as just a moment in time that I’ve moved on from. It was a horrible life.”