“Physical attraction was about aesthetics, not sexual performance, not mental stimulation. Without a mental connection, a remarkable sexual performance yielded no lifelong guarantees. It was only lust. And lust was not love.”

“love is a mental illness, an obsessive-compulsive disorder romanticized!”

“It’s scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.”

“don't call me stupid without calling me stupid and think I'd bee too stupid to notice!”

“People pray for rain, then complain about the flood. They pray for it to stop raining, then bitch about the drought.”

“the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!”

“love is an investment!”