“You know, Eric?" Marky's eyes glazed over, revealing he was unwrapping a new idea. "Won't it be weird when we get married? I mean, life will completely change!"We both pondered the wonder of wedded bliss for a few moments and then Marky added, "I guess you're gonna have to stop doing that disgusting throat clearing thing in the morning!""Well, you're gonna have to stop snoring!" I jabbed back"My wife will be soothed by my snore!" Marky defended."Yeah, right! And my wife will be soothed by my disgusting throat clearing thing!”

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