“The single most violent person in the history of the world is the president of the United States.”

“Should I apologize to my mother or the world for not listening to her when I was younger?”

“Life isn't about facts, it's about stories.”

“Socialism is based on the notion that collaboration and sharing are more productive, humane, and moral than competition and privatization.”

“A good divorce is better than a bad marriage...but not much.”

“I have met the town idiot, who declares that all the automobiles in the world are of less value than a single human life. I have met the most harmless inhabitant of Pine Beach: a wise man.”

“Perhaps the most instructive experience is to see the way governments all over the world are exclaiming, "What are we going to do about the United States?!”