“Did somebody say McUnion? [...] Not if they want to keep their McJob.”
“He would have liked to know that somebody wanted to keep him alive, that someone remembered him. He used to say that we exist as long as somebody remembers us.”
“A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.”
“If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it. ”
“I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.”
“What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!”