“The chief cause of problems is solutions.”
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
“Fiction is a solution, the best solution, to the problem of existential solitude.”
“If there is no solution to the problem then don't waste time worrying about it. If there is a solution to the problem then don't waste time worrying about it.”
“Government is not a solution to our problem government is the problem.”