“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.”
“I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.”
“I think there should be a rule that everyone in the world should get a standing ovation at least once in their lives.”
“AUGUST PULLMAN'S PRECEPTEveryone deserves a standing ovation because we all overcometh the world. --Auggie”
“The best way to get over a messy break-up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The bestway to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break-up.”
“Kaikki asiat ovat keltaisia jos ne ovat keltaisia sellaisia asioita.”