“Osteopornosis is a degenerate disease”

“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.”

“If you want a great vacation, go to an all-inclusive resort"If you want a great travel adventure, go anywhere else”

“I love being AWESOME!”

“To study foreign affairs without putting ourselves into others' shoes is to deal in illusion and to prepare students for a lifelong misunderstanding of our place in the world.”

“If you think you are awesome, you are wrong because I am!”

“Mon corps est amour. Nous sortons de l'histoire par notre propre ventre en criant. Nous sommes nos propres enfants.”