“I spend a lot of time looking up.”
“A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.”
“I used to spend a lot of time in lap pools. Growing up I was on a few swim teams. In Florida all there is to do is surf, swim, golf, and try to pick up single women at the retirement home.”
“Thing is, he says, in my line of work, you spend a lot of time sittin. A dress lets the breeze up...cool yer dingles down. There's a lot to be said fer a skirt.”
“I spend a lot of time trying to convince myself that nothing really matters except being alive.”
“Those in power must spend a lot of their time laughing at us.”