“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
“Women are their own worst enemies. And guilt is the main weapon of self-torture…Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.”
“Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know how to drive.”
“Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight.”
“Show me a person who doesn't have a past and I'll show you a boring bastard”
“Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.”