“The earth is God's book but in our blindness, we have obliterated letters so we may say God has abandoned us. It is we who are illiterate.”

“But if the gods do not exist at all - then we are lost,' I said.On the contrary - we are found!' said Aesop.But when we are afraid, who can we turn to, if not the gods?'Ourselves. We turn to ourselves anyway. We only pretend there are gods and that they care about us. It is a comforting falsehood.”

“For what angry God arching backward over the world. his anus spitting fire, the fetid breath of his mouth propelling blood-colored clouds, his navel full of burnt pitch and singed feathers, have we given our eyes, our teeth, our eyeglasses, bales of our our hair, and the magic of our worthless gold?”

“God is not dead but missing in action, and we are destined to wander again for more millennia than there are undiscovered stars.”

“We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate.”

“Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life. ”

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”