“I am tired of always dying with a broken heart.”

“I am by far your superior, but my notorious modesty prevents me from saying so.”

“I came into the world very young, in an age that was very old.”

“The dandy cleans his monocle every day, a silver monocle with a lens of smoked gold, given him by a beautiful lady but, suddenly overcome with sadness, he has lost the monocle case.”

“Je m'appelle Erik Satie comme tout le monde.”

“Everybody offers to buy one a drink; but nobody ever dreams of buying one a sandwich.”

“Nothing can touch me when I am at peace with myself.”