“The dandy cleans his monocle every day, a silver monocle with a lens of smoked gold, given him by a beautiful lady but, suddenly overcome with sadness, he has lost the monocle case.”
“I am by far your superior, but my notorious modesty prevents me from saying so.”
“I am tired of always dying with a broken heart.”
“Je m'appelle Erik Satie comme tout le monde.”
“I came into the world very young, in an age that was very old.”
“Everybody offers to buy one a drink; but nobody ever dreams of buying one a sandwich.”
“Do they pay you by the hour or what? Norwood said to the monocled peanut face.”