“It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.”
“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.”
“Finnish is not a language, it is a way of setting at the end of the bench with your fur cap pulled over your ears.”
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use”
“Our Business here is not to know all things, but those which concern our conduct.”