“Can I get you anything? A drink? A fresh change of clothes? A membership card to Hypocrites International?”

“I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.”

“If she had learned anything twenty-five years, it was that money wasn't worth much if you didn't have anyone to share it with.”

“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"Seamus: "Yes"Cara: "Do you like sex?"Seamus: "Yeees"Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.”

“Amanda meant to move, but somehow her feet didn't do anything. They were like Quebec, determined to be independent.”

“You need to decide whether you're willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. It's up to you if you want to take that risk, up to you if it's worth it or not.”

“He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.”