“Not perfect, not tidy. Just Happy.”

“Literature wasn’t intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws.”

“I think perfect love is any time you love unconditionally, without selfish intent, without concern for personal gain.”

“Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.”

“I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.”

“Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.”

“Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.”