“I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men”

“Behind closed doors, we're all the fat uncool kid.”

“Locavore?" But before he could answer, I figured it out. "Someone who eats food produced locally? As opposed to locovore, someone who eats crazy people?”

“The older I get, the more I realize that what other people think about me has little to do with who I am. … We can’t change other people, and we can’t force them to see us the way we would like to be seen.”

“How am I supposed to know what you want when you never ask for anything? You just give all the time, you're always there, and when I ask, you give. You give even when I don't ask." Jamie's response to Mark's news”

“Life moves fast, things change. Sometimes I think our only job on this planet is to hold on so we don´t get thrown off the ride.”

“I look at my future and all I see is you.”