“Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda”
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
“You'll grow devilish fat upon this paper-diet!”
“Fat cells have memories. They want to go back to their old size. But new muscles have memories too and, once you have created muscles, they work hard to hold your new shape. You are always on a diet. The only question is, a diet for what? Health or obesity? Longevity or illness?”
“Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.”