“Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. ”
“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”
“Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.”
“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am the rodeo cowboy riding that zebra.”
“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.”
“LIVE IS NOT A FOOTBALL GAME WHEREBY THERE ARE EXTRA TIME.”