“Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”

“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. ”

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.”

“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows”