“Housework can kill you if done right.”
“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“You see how it is with us? You can't fight it any more than I can. You've tried; you've done everything you can to kill it. But you can't kill my love for you.”
“On every level of life, from housework to heights of prayer, in all judgment and efforts to get things done, hurry and impatience are sure marks of the amateur.”