“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.”

“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”

“Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.”

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”