“She's as funny as a toothache”
“The poor maidservant who used to say that she only believed in God when she had a toothache puts all theologians to shame.”
“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”
“For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Nearly all creators of utopia have resembled the man who has toothache, and therefore thinks happiness consists in not having toothache... whoever tries to imagine perfection simply reveals his own emptiness.”