“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”

“I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“...I remember thinking how often we look, but never see...we listen, but never hear...we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.”

“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. ”