“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”

“When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.”

“A child needs your love most when he deserves it least”