“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
“Your problems are out there. But they're small. They only grow out of proportion when they climb inside your head.”
“America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.”
“When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my... junk would turn black and fall off.”
“When I was thirteen, I used to get high on Dylan Thomas, Blake, Wilde, and Yeats.”
“Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.”