“Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere”

“Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. ”

“Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.”

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows”

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”