“Mother nature is a brutal bitch, red in tooth and claw, who destroys what she creates.”
“Motherhood isn't soft and cozy and sweet; it's selfish ferocity, red in tooth and claw.”
“I do not blench at nature red in tooth and claw... And much as I love The Wind in the Willows and the works of Beatrix Potter, I never dress my animals in clothes... They behave as animals should behave, with the exception that they open their mouths and speak the Queen's English.”
“Mother Nature is a bitch.”
“Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.”
“Mother Astarte who creates and destroys. Kybele, goddess of all that is, was, and ever shall be,” he invoked.”