“When struck by a thunderbolt it is unnecessary to consult the Book of Dates as to the precise meaning of the omen.”
“Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet.”
“dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.”
“It is your omen, only you know the meaning. To me, it is but another star in the night.”
“Do not rush when you read, a book has no expiration date.”
“On our second date, she kissed me in a bar. I invited her home. We just caught the F train, which seemed like a good omen.”