“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”

“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.”

“It only takes one cat – or person – to make another feel welcome and special.”

“It often happens that a human is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.”

“In one way or another everything communicates. Human are the only creatures on earth, with the exception of cats, that are certain of the absolute critical nature of the message they try to convey. I have found that the only difference between the two is that cats are correct, while humans...eh...not so much. Ninety-nine point nine percent of the time we are just making stuff up. And some of us have elevated it to a seriously messed up art form.”

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”