“He was violating the second rule of the two rules for getting on well with people that speak Spanish; give the men tobacco and leave the women alone”

“You have violated Robot's Rules of Order and will be asked to leave the Future.”

“No, I'm a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't.”

“I'd violated the primary rule of junior and senior high-- don't get people talking about you too much. This was wearing the brightest shirt on the playground. This was Mom giving you a kiss in the lobby.”

“To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.”

“It's not fair. It's not fair that he lets his rage take over, that he lets it rule him. I don't know why he has to let it rule him. I don't know why he has to be two people. I don't know why he gets to be two people, and I only get to be me, the one who is here to take what he has to give, and who is here to pick pu the pieces afterward.”