“If a four-letter man marries a five-letter woman, he was thinking, what number of letters would their children be?”
“A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter.”
“Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time.”
“LIFE is four letters so is FCUK, LOVE is four letter so is PAIN.”
“Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.”
“Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.”