“No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.”
“The only true animal is a cat, and the only true cat is a gray cat.”
“A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If more preachers were like cats, this would be a more religious country.”
“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.”
“A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.”