“Spanish girls make wonderful wives. I've never had one so I know.”
“Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot.”
“I've had Good and I've had Bad, and the worst I had was Wonderful!”
“The loveliest Muse in the world does not feed her owner; these girls make fine mistresses but terrible wives”
“His voice is deep and gravelly. I once heard one of the girls say that he had the voice of a sex god, but because I've never really heard what a sex god sounds like, I can't verify that.”
“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.”