“The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.”
“ Whether the melon falls on the knife or the knife falls on the melon, it's the melon that suffers." And so it would appear to me”
“My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy”
“Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although, to be honest, giant melons don't strike me as potentially that commercial.”
“Life is a thump ripe melon, so sweet and such a mess.”
“Life is a thump-ripe melon...it's so sweet and such a mess...”