“Television is often called a medium because it’s neither rare, nor well done.”
“Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare not well done. ”
“Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.”
“Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".”
“Most people gaze neither into the past nor the future; they explore neither truth nor lies. They gaze at the television.”
“What’s that?”"It’s a book.”"What’s that, then?”"A non-volatile storage medium. It’s very rare, you should have one.”