“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”
“A Tax Foundation study for 2002 has found that taxpayers with adjusted gross incomes under $20,000 incur a compliance cost of 4.53 percent of income compared to only 0.29 percent for taxpayers with adjusted gross incomes over $200,000.”
“I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.”
“When my income exceeds my outgo, my upkeep will be downright easy.”
“If people have a problem who I choose to hang out with – that is their problem. I am not in the habit of allowing other people’s opinions and problems interfere with my own life.”
“The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.”