“I love Mr. Darcy”

“Mom is talking to Jack. "I hear you're interested in zoo animals."I snort. There's a sentence you don't hear too often. I fake an insulted sigh."Well, thank-you, Mother. Yes, I'm hungry, but you don't have to be so honest about it. Your tact is amazing.”

“My cell rings. I answer it without looking at the caller ID."Hannah, I'm sorry." My voice is a moan."It's Ryan, actually.''"Oh. Hey, Ryan." I grin."What'd you do to Hannah?"I try to be evasive. "What are you talking about?""Uh-huh. Good try. What did you do?""She'll thank me for it one day.""Oh man! It was that bad?""Will you relax? It is not bad.""Is? Present tense? It's still going on?""Calm down, Ryan!""I have known you too long, Laurie Holbrook, to relax.”

“This is what I say: "Leave me alone!"This is how it comes out: "Leefmaown.”

“Much. so there is free dessert involved here." I put my hand to my forehead. "oh, that i had discovered the job first!"Ryan laughs. "tragic."want to hear something tragic? my dad is going to a Christian singles' retreat."Ryan nearly spits out his coffee. "your dad?" he is shacking.Brandon wallops him on the back a few times. Ryan holds his hands up at him, coughing. "Stop," he croaks, standing. he inhales a few times and gets his voice back. "You would have to tell me this when my mouth was full, wouldn't you?" he sits again.I smile broadly.a Christian singles' retreat?" he repeatsYep," Brandon says. "Get the name: Marley's Michigan Marriage Makers."I cover my faceRyan's expression twists. " thats.... interesting," he says slowlyHallie frowns. "If its a Christian retreat, why is it called Marley's?"Its a denomination in Michigan," Brandon says. "Marlotist. I just call them Marley for fun."I double over until my head hits the table.There is not a denomination called Marlotist," Hallie says.Is too. I visited one of their churches when I went to Michigan to ski one time," Brandon says.My eyes blur with tears from laughing so hard and holding it all in. My shoulders start shaking.Brandon levels a good kick to my shin.Ow!" I reach for my leg. What is the name of it, Laurie?" Ryan asks.Meet Your Match in Michigan"Brandon scowls at me. " Spoilsport.”

“Jen's been hiding the sugary cereals behind the granola, so I forget we have them. It's not a very nice thing to do.Jen likes the granola that feels like crackling leaves.I like cereal with taste as opposed to feelings.”

“Jack's height comes from his mom. She has one of those weird "I'm taller than my husband" things going on. I find it weird anyway. Probably because I'm five foot two, and in order to marry someone shorter than me, I'd have to start searching the ranks of little people.”