“Why do these dumb fucks keep guns around the house? They make the world as ruinous as they imagine it is.”

“And when you go to God's house, it ain't got to be no fashion show. You just come as you are.”

“So much of teaching is sharing. Learning results in sharing, sharing results in change, change is learning. The only other job with so much sharing is parenting. That's probably why the two are so often confused.”

“The difference between a beginning teacher and an experienced one is that the beginning teacher asks, "How am I doing?" and the experienced teacher asks, How are the children doing?”

“...'Loving children is what teachers do for extra credit. It's not the main assignment.' 'Seems to me that the extra credit is more important than the main assignment,' observed Cordelia.”

“I tend not to share things unnecessarily with those I despise.”

“Sometimes a little song is sweet to hear, even if the orchestra is more accomplished”