“The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.”
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.”
“I'm not going to be that person who wants one thing their whole life, and then gets it and complains about.”
“...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you hemorrhoid cream must really, really love you.”
“He who seeks ecstasy in love should not complain of suffering.”
“And must I not conceal myself like one who has swallowed gold- lest my soul should be ripped up?”