“When I woke up I was naked. I have this one oddball idiosyncrasy: Sometimes in my sleep I take off all my clothes.”
“I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud. To calm your nerves I'm feeling for my clothes in the dark.”
“Normal? What's that?""How you really look.""Can you take off all your clothes?"Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. "Why on earth would I do that?""You asked me to be naked; I thought it was only fair.”
“You should have seen his face when I started taking my clothes off. Priceless.”
“I had been wading up to my neck in all this niceness for years. I woke up to it, went to sleep in it. I breathed niceness and slowly it was killing me.”
“Women tend to fall in love with me when I take my clothes off.”