“If you're already a front-end developer, well, pretend you're also wearing a pirate hat.”
“Why are you pretending to write, when I already know you're just doing that to intimidate me?”
“It reminds me of how grandmother always had the right costume for me to wear. You wear the right outfit and you feel like the person you're pretending to be.”
“You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?"~Howl from the movie 'Howl's Moving Castle”
“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
“Once you're using sides and sauces you're on the right track and you're also following the general principles about how to eat well in the United States.”