“You're worse than decent. You're virtuous.”

“If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.”

“You're two of a kind, and a bad kind.”

“Words have power? That sounds like you're into some Harry Potter juju.”

“Oh nookie in the stacks.Figures you're the type to have that fantasy, grad school and all.”

“I arched an eyebrow at her.She made an awful sound. "God, you're already Mrs. Sullivan.”

“If it feels like you're choosing between the lesser of two evils, don't. There is always a higher choice.”