“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”

“Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.”

“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”

“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”