“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”