“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow”

“Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”

“Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.”