“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”
“Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.”
“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”